February 2012
jedgarhooverinararaskirt:
deadhedge:
i saw a cyber goth today walking around wal mart
they had on bio hazard goggles and fishnet tights and neon green furry boots
at wal mart
wal mart
wal mart
i would’ve spat on them and pushed them into the canned soup aisle
^
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the best thing about eagle owls is that you can find any picture of one, like, ever, and caption it with “YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME?!” and it will be perfect
because that’s just what they look like
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i don’t know if these cookies even qualify as cookies
you know how sometimes war veterans talk about time slowing down in gunfights and stuff
well it’s true
i was just eating some ravioli and suddenly a piece flew from my spork towards my face
i saw it all in slow motion
http://questionablemycology.tumblr.com/ is still the best blog in existence
the-handthatfeeds reblogged your video: The more you watch it, the funnier it gets. Also:…
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Does he realise how ridiculous he looks?
He does. http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/awesome-interview-nicolas-cage/
helivesunderawaterfall:
How people play Pokémon: Let’s find out the base stats of this pokémon, the amount of advantages and disadvantages it’s type has, his nature and abilities, it’s capacities to learn different TMs and HMs and let’s then combine it’s powers with 5 other pokémon that will make a balanced team.
How I play Pokémon:
When you like a Pokemon enough, you can figure out the...
and then i remembered that there was a flash update and that i should watch it another 30 or so times
but what if i really was a lumbercat
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s-shakespur replied to your post: s-shakespur replied to…
but you don’t want to look all shabby like a lumbercat
s-shakespur replied to your post: s-shakespur replied to your photo: self mat how u…
i’m fine. trimmed your whiskers today?
no, as i use them to sense air pressure so i can walk around in the dark and catch small mice as prey
s-shakespur replied to your photo: self
mat how u doin
am doin well, selma
how u doin
tumblr is this a fucking joke
did you recommend an etsy blog to me just because you saw what i posted earlier
… whatever i don’t actually think i can be angry at anything right now
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perhaps if i just place my head on the desk and keep it there